- You only refer to yourself in the third person, and you refer to all opposition as 'infidel dogs'.
- You have a thing for Rembrandt sized portraits of yourself.
- You need an umbrella and a hat even when you're sitting in a bulletproof car.
- You have a network of tunnels and bunkers beneath every one of your many residences.
- All your children have swiss bank accounts.
- You quote compulsively from your own book (university professors take note).
- You can't resist pulling the "I am your father!" line from Star Wars.
- You blame the revolution in your country on playstation and the American imperialists who work at Google.
- Kim Jong Ill is your child's godfather.
- You are a person of vision - where others see mushrooms, you see mushroom clouds.
Saturday, 26 February 2011
Ten Signs That You May Be A Dictator!
Ten signs that you may be a dictator: